Cherno Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Post funny quotes here [GDI was stacked against NOD with 4 players] Contra: I'M LEAVING TO TAKE A SHIT, SO ONE LESS GDI Take one (shit) for the team, that's the spirit! Edited June 25, 2016 by Guest Quote
voltex Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 "Just think to yourself before you do something, will DoctorBONG yell at me if he finds me doing it, if the answer is yes do not do it." -DoctorBONG Quote
whateverls15 Posted June 23, 2016 Posted June 23, 2016 "Shit happens" - Norc this was always my top quote bro Quote
testman Posted June 23, 2016 Posted June 23, 2016 I'm pretty sure that I stole that quote form somewhere Quote
Cherno Posted June 24, 2016 Author Posted June 24, 2016 [Avatar was on GDI first and unsuccessfully tried to get cover for his beacon planting, after which he switched to NOD...] [some time later, GDI crushed a Flame Tank rush] Avatar: Pathetic Rats Joawro: Says the Team Switcher Quote
RoundShades Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 The point of war isn't to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his. Quote
Cherno Posted June 25, 2016 Author Posted June 25, 2016 Sorry, I meant this thread to be about in-game quotes from RenX matches, but now that I look at the thread title I guess I should have put it clearer. Quote
Totem Arts Staff NodSaibot Posted July 3, 2016 Totem Arts Staff Posted July 3, 2016 Max: Fuck your mother Max: I am not real max, he is.. F1!! Quote
vandal33 Posted July 7, 2016 Posted July 7, 2016 "brain dead team" - any of your random teammates after 1 building is destroyed. Quote
Cherno Posted July 8, 2016 Author Posted July 8, 2016 "brain dead team"- any of your random teammates after 1 building is destroyed. I am guilty of this to the point of launching minute-long tirades about how I knew it was gonna happen and how nobody wanted to follow my great plan to win the match and how public games are horrible yadda yadda.. Yet I keep playing this game Quote
Cherno Posted August 16, 2016 Author Posted August 16, 2016 Lord_Black_Woman: Well done Dr fuck you watched me die (He meant his teammate dr. schrott) Quote
voltex Posted August 22, 2016 Posted August 22, 2016 "Bye bye weapons factory" - GeneralHavoc Not even a minute before this: "If you destroy buildings I will ban you" - DoctorBong Quote
Ryz Posted August 22, 2016 Posted August 22, 2016 "Bye bye weapons factory" - GeneralHavoc Not even a minute before this: "If you destroy buildings I will ban you" - DoctorBong Beste quote of the month Quote
Guest Gliven Posted August 23, 2016 Posted August 23, 2016 "Its a massacre!" -Yagi "Thats very good to hear" -Norc Quote
voltex Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 "Gliven let me love you, come into my beam of love!" - Norc 1 Quote
testman Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 "I know that's not a thing in Europe, but you guys gotta learn how to use emotions" - Yosh 1 Quote
Jarzey Posted September 28, 2016 Posted September 28, 2016 (edited) Some quotes from pugs. I am not good at recognizing voices, so I don't know who exactly stated these. "Strip house" - he didn't mean the strip club, but rather the airstrip contol tower. Happened during a match on Walls "Strip behind Weapons" - he probably meant to say Stank or SBH. Happened during another match on Walls "I am not attached to a generator, bruh" - he was explaining why he lost connection during a match on Arctic Stronghold "You have enough money for a humvee? The sauce will set us free! Let's do it!" - referring to a flaming c4 humvee tactic to destroy Nod turrets on Lakeside Edited September 28, 2016 by Jarzey Quote
KrypTheBear Posted September 28, 2016 Posted September 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Jarzey said: "You have enough money for a humvee? The sauce will set us free! Let's do it!" - referring to a flaming c4 humvee tactic to destroy Nod turrets on Lakeside Definetly not @yosh56. We would never do such ridiculous things as giving them the sauce/soos. c: I have one aswell:Ryz: "Who is overmining? Stop overmining" (2 minutes later)Ryz is over-mining at Barracks Quote
Ryz Posted September 28, 2016 Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, KrypTheBear said: Definetly not @yosh56. We would never do such ridiculous things as giving them the sauce/soos. c: I have one aswell:Ryz: "Who is overmining? Stop overmining" (2 minutes later)Ryz is over-mining at Barracks Lol I understand that looks funny, but that was to compensate the fact that the bar (and other buildings) didn't have mines. Better quote would be: "F*cking overminers." Quote
Moderator Quinc3y Posted October 2, 2016 Moderator Posted October 2, 2016 "Oh I'm in the tunnels!" - voltex 3 Quote
testman Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 If it looks expensive, blow it up. We need need to blow up their expensive shit! - Yosh Quote
KrypTheBear Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 "I'm sorry guys, I'm high" - Tony 1 Quote
Ruud033 Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 "I'm a doctor so I can get my drugs legally, one of the advantages of being a doctor" - Tony Quote
Moderator Quinc3y Posted October 22, 2016 Moderator Posted October 22, 2016 "you let us die for fucking beer" - T_Bone to commander Ryz when he went for beer in between games 2 Quote
KrypTheBear Posted November 7, 2016 Posted November 7, 2016 "Everyone suicide and get an Engineer!" -Jeff doing pubstrats 1 Quote
testman Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 "That's it Gliven, that's it. You are in way too deep. However, I like it" - Yosh This quote gets the "Quote most in need of a no-homo clarification" award. 2 Quote
Jarzey Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 Odoacer (my brother, after reading the quote above) "Jarzey is a little immature adult with low self-esteem and he thinks he grows by writing articles on the RenX wiki when knowing that little to no one will bother to read them." Sorry, he couldn't resist it. 1 Quote
Totem Arts Staff Madkill40 Posted November 28, 2016 Totem Arts Staff Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) I am disliking the negativity originating from this person, GK was jesting ...? Edited November 28, 2016 by Madkill40 Quote
Guest Gliven Posted November 29, 2016 Posted November 29, 2016 I asked Gatekeeper if he thinks getting rid of skilled players would make renegade-x better. He agreed saying that it ruins it for everyone else, and that i am too retarded to understand. Quote
testman Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 "Medspam this!" - @CampinJeff when LCGs started melting medium tanks Quote
Sn4ke Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) "So how do I start the 46 bit version of RenX?" - Ryz during the pre-PUG 22th April Edited April 25, 2017 by DarkSn4ke 1 1 Quote
Ryz Posted April 26, 2017 Posted April 26, 2017 15 hours ago, DarkSn4ke said: "So how do I start the 46 bit version of RenX?" - Ryz during the pre-PUG 22th April Lol. In the same phrase I corrected myself. In Dutch you say numbers exactly the opposite way and you start with the lastest part, before naming the first part. Glad you found it funny though... Quote
limsup Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 On 11/28/2016 at 2:38 AM, poi ❄ said: i thought this was funny When we were already half an hour into Under, suddenly: "shiit poi joined" - @ThePirate 1 Quote
Sn4ke Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 @TK0104 GDI commander on Snow Thommy: "Ok listen up ... forget about the Silo, it takes too much time... We need to go..." Yosh: "WHAT?" https://youtu.be/qKJfabnILm8?t=31 1 Quote
Totem Arts Staff TK0104 Posted July 19, 2017 Totem Arts Staff Posted July 19, 2017 Yeah because we were GDI we had a disadvantage because flamers will rush WF so Silo was in my opinion a waste of time in the early game. Quote
limsup Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Murasaki: My medium tank is a better ride than my gf Spoiler 1 Quote
Sn4ke Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 a single engineer caps the silo within.... 10 seconds? maybe 15? dunno. even if its 20 seconds... you NEED the silo asap. especially as GDI on Snow - how do you want to buy meds without cash Quote
Henk Posted July 22, 2017 Posted July 22, 2017 Plus, Silo is guaranteed points, so you're able to buy a Hotwire as soon as possible. Quote
Guest Gliven Posted July 29, 2017 Posted July 29, 2017 not in-game, but i had someone comment on one of my youtube videos for a volcano match. "your leader is pretty good however attacking/defending harvy on this map is a bad strategy." Quote
Totem Arts Staff TK0104 Posted August 10, 2017 Totem Arts Staff Posted August 10, 2017 (edited) Don't know if it is a real quote and don't know who said it but it still make me laugh a bit Alright keep the weaps, defend it! (2 seconds later) GDI Weapons Factory Destroyed Edited August 10, 2017 by TK0104 3 Quote
Guest Gliven Posted August 10, 2017 Posted August 10, 2017 that was @Madkill40 saying that, and me instantly laughing at him Quote
Totem Arts Staff TK0104 Posted December 29, 2017 Totem Arts Staff Posted December 29, 2017 Did anybody say Yosh quotes?... Quote "Oh goddamnit, who's in the Humvee?! Goddamnit!" "I have no Strip and I have no HoN! Have mercy goddamn" 1 Quote
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