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CL Smooth

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  1. CL Smooth

    Medsnek2

    Tanks are in order.
  2. Yeah they should have an alt-fire that does that, but takes considerable time to recharge.
  3. How about an occasional random chance of a weapon drop for unequipped engineers healing an MCT?
  4. CL Smooth

    REFREP.jpg

    Best part is that the refinery is already destroyed.
  5. CL Smooth

    stankmeme.jpg

    I've been a loyal customer of Kane's Motors for years. Initially, I was drawn to their low prices and great selection, but their outstanding service department is what will keep you coming back.
  6. CL Smooth

    Carter Is Badass

    Commander Carter needs his own Epic Character.
  7. CL Smooth

    Carter Is Badass

    From the album: Cleverly Classified Commander Carter Confidential Concealed Conspiracy Case

    Imagine Commander Carter succumbing to a little Tiberium. Clear the way for his team. They're down to about 60% due to the T-poison, but they're ready to show the noddies what kickass is all about.
  8. Nobody was sure if Commander Carter was just busting balls, or trying to warn them. They took the precaution of dispatching extra vehicles.
  9. Poor Carter is delirious from Tiberium Poisoning and actually believes he is working in a fast food restaurant.
  10. Puzzled, Commander Carter's team eventually interprets this order as, "Open a jar of whoop-ass on them", and many medals are won.
  11. CL Smooth

    My Favorite Spice Girl NGL

    Incredibly, Commander Carter inadvertently turns his team into super-soldiers.
  12. CL Smooth

    Dessert Warfare

    From the album: Cleverly Classified Commander Carter Confidential Concealed Conspiracy Case

    Nod's ReGenesis project has got nothing on Commander Carter's Tiberium recipes.
  13. From the album: Cleverly Classified Commander Carter Confidential Concealed Conspiracy Case

    We just got a table full of hungry Nod rocket soldiers who ordered extra everything.
  14. Say what you will about Kane, but you know that the dude has a plan.
  15. Molon labe - vote against surrender 100 times
  16. CL Smooth

    lost commander

    I've done lots of big deals with Dozas. They're tremendous people.
  17. I hope he's not dealing eye candy again. That stuff is bad news.
  18. CL Smooth

    lost commander

    FAAAAKE NUKES!
  19. From the album: Everybody Loves Seth

    Investment opportunity? Sounds legit.
  20. CL Smooth

    The Dr. Ownz U

    This is immoral!
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