HIHIHI Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 Post your C&C jokes here! Q: What did all the Nod soldiers get for Christmas? A: Spoiler A candy Kane Keep it clean, please. HIHIHI 5 3 Quote
Cephyrus Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 Ok i will try one: 3 SBHs meet inside a Bar... Spoiler GDI Barracks destroyed! 3 2 Quote
HIHIHI Posted December 29, 2018 Author Posted December 29, 2018 HAHA! Not the standard kind of bar, eh? I like it! Quote
Totem Arts Staff NodSaibot Posted December 30, 2018 Totem Arts Staff Posted December 30, 2018 The Kane in Rivals. No punchline, but it’s just laughable that they thought he would pass as the real Kane. 1 Quote
HIHIHI Posted December 30, 2018 Author Posted December 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, BubbleTea said: The Kane in Rivals. No punchline, but it’s just laughable that they thought he would pass as the real Kane. HaHa. I looked at the trailer, and that's for sure. Here's another one. Q: What happened when GDI made a contract with an auto manufacturer for GTs? A: Spoiler This. Quote
HIHIHI Posted December 30, 2018 Author Posted December 30, 2018 Okay, here's a better one. Q: Why are Gunner, Sydney, Raveshaw, LCGs and commanders so polite to the enemy? A: Spoiler Whenever they stop vehicles, disarm mines, or reveal stealth with an EMP, it's like saying, "Excuse Me Please." Quote
HIHIHI Posted January 1, 2019 Author Posted January 1, 2019 I've got another one here. Q: How can you tell that Kane is bad at using fountain pens and other inky things? A: Spoiler He has a Black Hand, so he must spill the ink all the time. Happy New Year! HIHIHI Quote
Totem Arts Staff Handepsilon Posted January 29, 2020 Totem Arts Staff Posted January 29, 2020 Here, I'll do you guys better. Q : What is the most essential part you need to place next to every single vital structures and defenses in your base? A : Spoiler Barrels. Lots and lots of explosive barrels 1 5 Quote
crazfulla Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) Who or what is the single biggest enemy to both GDI and Nod? Spoiler EA Edited January 29, 2020 by crazfulla 4 1 Quote
crazfulla Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 How many n00bs does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler Just one, but at least 3 others have to go AFK the entire time and one must repair the outside of a building. Reeeee! 1 Quote
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