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Jokes & Humor: The Folks of DG


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I was playing with this for KendraSue's post and it's sort of a spinoff of what we think others look like. I was having so much fun with it that it kept growing. lol But I think my mind has blown a gasket I can't think of more.

These are the ones that came to mind easy so I thought everybody could add others of DG to it and maybe we can get everybody.

There is a place that I call home

I knew once I found it I no longer needed to roam

My friends are here

And all the garden advice I need is near.

Oh geez where do I do I start

Everybody has such a place in my heart

Dave our fun loving Webmaster

Always they’re when we need an answer

Trish our garden mistress

Has proved she is quite the seamstress

Coco the queen of cook

Is making us our recipe book.

Aimee, which has been through so much

Helps us all keep in touch.

Roadrunner oh what a treat

She always has chocolate to eat.

Redrose a beauty through and through

You never know what gift she will bring to you.

TiG has a heart big as gold

Don’t believe if somebody else told ya it ain’t so

Badseed is my friend and I know will be there

I can count on her when nobody else cares.

Nana is a one of a kind

I don’t think a better friend I would ever find.

Eyes if a piece of art

And will always have a special place in my heart.

GoVols is our garden helper

The plants database wouldn’t be what it is with out her.

Then there is sweet PoppySue without her I don’t know what we would do.

Always they’re to answer any question for you.

Calalily is also the best

She really puts us to a test.

Crimson feels so alone

But I am sure we can make her feel at home

Zany is such a hoot

Because you know she don’t give a toot.

Mike is ready for anything

You never know what to the party he will bring

Shoe with his stories so true

Can always but a smile on your face when you’re blue.

Louisa we have missed you since you have roamed

To visit your loved ones far away from home.

Lisa is our Cajun queen

Market growers beware because with this she is very keen.

Flowox has such offered so much

With all her seed packets and such

Gardenwife is our computer guru

She is always there to help you.

Gardenhubby is our chef on board

He fixes steaks you will adore.

Lilith is a lady true and sound

Is always willing to help when she is around.

Baa such a loving heart

Always doing her part.

Tim our passiflora expert

All his pictures keep us alert.

Azelea a wonderful grandmother you make

No other could take your place.

Jody our tried and true

No garden would be complete without you.

Paul is one of the best

He puts our gardening knowledge to the test.

Laura my friend from down under

What adventure she has planned next I have to wonder.

GRC our true southern gent

Keeps us all rolling with his quick wit.

Kelly a Master Gardner don’t ya know

Can help with anything that grows.

JSS a beauty through and through

A rose she will always have for you

Liz has given us our Hobbitt names

But Brugs really are her claim to fame

MaVie Rose with her charming insight

Searches for answers day and night

Sis with her quick wit of hydrangeas dreams

But grows everything so it seems.

Evert the youngest here by far

But in this garden he’s a shining star.

Weedwalker for her mom came to look

For info on medicinal plants she’s better than a book.

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